Parking Poetry by ChatGPT

Curbside Prophet

May 12, 2023

Have you ever pondered

the outcome of requesting an AI engine to craft a poem that celebrates the joys of parking? We certainly have, and subsequently tasked another AI engine to produce a video rendition of it.

The entire process was completed while we sipped our morning coffee. We would appreciate your feedback on the end product.

(This post was created by AI!)

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Curbside Prophet

The Curbside Prophet is an asphalt evangelist, a valet of vengeance, and the reluctant poet laureate of American parking dysfunction. Born in the shadow of a broken meter and raised on the fumes of idling engines, he’s spent his life chronicling the curbside carnage that most are too afraid—or too apathetic—to acknowledge. With a fedora tilted just so and a spiral notebook full of half-written citations, the Prophet roams garages, alleys, and strip mall lots, bearing witness to humanity’s worst parallel parking attempts and existential meltdowns over $2 validation. His work appears wherever parking chaos festers and municipal signage contradicts itself. He is not endorsed by the DMV, but he is feared by unpermitted scofflaws and suburban Karens alike. Specialties: • Meter-induced melancholy • Parking-lot anthropology • Stripe interpretation • Passive-aggressive signage translation Mission: To document the madness, expose the madness, and maybe—just maybe—laugh through the madness.